Extra Rolls

Here are some of the gaming-related humor that I haven't found a place for elsewhere on this site. But it's so good, that I couldn't pass it up!

MST3K: Dark Dungeons
Many of us has seen the 'fundie funnie', "Dark Dungeons," produced by Chick Tracts. And most of us have seen Mystery Science Theater 3000! Now, we can see both in an excellent spoof from Web Warlock. This has been taken down due to Copyright Violations. A new spoof is coming!

Everybody is Free to Wear Stoneskin
From a letter initially published in a Greyhawk newspaper, then passed around various Spelljamming ports, this great spoof of a list of great advice finds it's way into our hands.

Baby You're a Lich Now
Sung to the Beatles tune, "Baby, You're a Rich Man", this filk is a great addition to any collection.

Dice Gallery
We're working on putting a gallery of all the dice we've found, especially the strange and beautiful. Look for it sometime soon!

"The Downsizer"

Long Sword +1 (+2 vs Red Tape, +3 vs. Bureaucrats)
Submitted by: Anthony Hays
This long sword was originally crafted to deal with insurance claim adjusters and was carried to numerous signings and staff meetings. The sword became legendary for its ability to cut through red tape with a single stroke and sever business ties with the merest flick of the wrist. It has been recorded that on at least one occasion, the Downsizer even cut through a mountainous wave of bureaucratic bullcrap and even slew, with a single hit, the great Demon of Corporate Policy.

THACO: +1
Damage: 1d8 +1 ((+2 vs Red Tape, +3 vs. Bureaucrats)
Speed Factor: 4
Size: Medium
Weight: 4
Not Usable By: Insurance Agents, Administrators, Congressmen