Marvel Super Heroes

Yet another game owned by TSR Inc./Wizard of the Coast/Hasbro . . . under lisence from Marvel Comics Group. Well, isn't that just Maavelous Dahling?

Whip It. Whip It Good.

Submitted by Al Sutton

This is kind of a short story (and the good part is actually the quote), but I'll tell it anyway.

The game was Marvel Universe. I was the GM. My friend Lucor was a character called The Doomwhipper (Mix of Dr. Doom and Indiana Jones.... hmmm... that alone is hilarious).

Anyway, after hours (gametime) of searching for a drug dealer to extract information from, he finally finds the location. He sneaks in through the window and into his bedroom while he sleeped. What the Doomwhipper didn't realize is that the drug dealer had a couple of roommates living there as well. Luckily, they were all asleep.

So anyway, the Doomwhipper taps the drug dealer on the head with the butt of his whip and covers his month as he tries to scream in horror (Did I mention that the Doomwhipper's costume is composed of glow in the dark scull and crossbones).

Enter dialoge:

Drug dealer: (Quietly) "What do you want?"
Doomwhipper: "Tell me where your boss is or I'll whip you so bad, you wont be able to sit down for months"
Drug dealer: "I'll never tell you"
Doomwhipper: "Ok, here's the deal. I don't wanna wake up your friends over there, so you'll have to be quiet while I whip you..."