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"Do you have a pilot's license for this car?"

Submitted by Mattias Bengtsson

While I really can't recall what the adventure was about, I do remember that our cabal was in New York and for some reason had the need to travel somewhere far (to a remote island or jungle).

When the Euthanatos wondered how we should proceed with our travels to the island (or whatever) the answer came quite naturally to the Sons of Ether (mages who uses a combination of science of magick): "Well, I have a car. We can fly there"

As far as i know, Mage is about the only game where you can make such a comment and still making sense.

Fortunately, the professor is a better pilot than a car driver.

Werewolf Season! Wabbit Season!

Submitted by Cash

Cabal node in Mage (under attack by werewolves):

Gamer (under attack: to GM): Can I use forces to conjure a fireball and burn them?
GM: Sorry.. You only have 2. You need at least a 3.
Gamer: Ok, what if I slowed him down with time
GM: Sorry, you only have a 1 in time, meaning you can only sense it, not change it.
Gamer: (wherewolf approaching) OK OK... Can I open a rift or somethin'.
GM: Hell no. You have no prime and your spirit sphere is pathetic.
Gamer: (sarcasticly) Well, can I at least turn them into bunny rabbits or somethin'?
GM: Sure.